El Dueno (the owner) and Strangeways
It’s 8pm - vino-o-clock! – here in Puerto De La Cruz, Tenerife. I’m doing something most un-Spanish: dining solo. Sitting here on the veranda of a locals’ restaurant, near to [...]
Genes and dogs
Slowly, step by step, I am walking up Casterton Fell in North Yorkshire. My son is somewhere ahead of me. My wife and daughter are – surprisingly – somewhere behind. [...]
Just Your Typical First Day as a Lawyer
After years of studying, travelling and bumming around, I finally started my job as a trainee lawyer on Monday 15th August 2005. The workday went well. That evening, full [...]
Ich bin ein Berliner
I’m in Berlin. Rather, we – the family Gray - are here, in Berlin, at the end of our six-day holiday. We chose Germany because both sides of our family [...]
Post-Mortem: 99 Red Balloons
That was the month that was. I’m glad – proud! – that I stood for Parliament. Sure, finishing 11th out of 13 candidates, amassing only 99 votes, whilst spending [...]
Media Feeding Frenzy
With just a few days to go before polling day, I’ve hit a wall. Thankfully, the non-BBC media have been fair, allowing some momentum to continue The BBC bias in [...]
Opinion Piece for Yorkshire Post: Rebooting Democracy, starting in Selby and Ainsty
I’m dreadful at parking, but thanks to my rearview camera, I make less of a hash of it. Autopilot, the automatic gearbox and autocorrect, have made life better. Humans, assisted [...]
Manifesto Launched by The Daily Mail!
Yes, folks, The Daily Mail requested an exclusive – to print the world’s first manifesto which has used AI to listen to what people want – and I was thrilled [...]
Greatest Hits Radio press release
Cost of Living With utmost haste, I would lead the charge to re-nationalize the failed Bank of England. The Bank failed to predict the inevitability of high inflation. Their policy [...]
BBC Look North questions to candidates
BBC Look North asks the questions, Andrew Gray provides his answers. "What would you do for the people of Selby and Ainsty to help them around the Cost of Living [...]
